I’m being general as I didn’t list all pets but I’d say that’s a pretty good trio of pet types and pets usually within the groups. It is indeed general and not exhaustive.

Parrots and monkeys are group 1, for example. Rat and budgie are 2. Spider and lizard and tortoise are 3.

Sea monkeys transcend all groups and break all rules.

Dogs and cats, even piglets, calves and lambs, are friends, family even. Rabbits, guinea pigs etc (all the small / round hairy pets) are skittish, snappy, and friendly only sometimes. Pretty much everything else is some animal you keep in a box and feed.

First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

I use one called Spotidown. You just copy the link and download the MP3. I’ve downloaded a few thousand songs with it and haven’t noticed your issue.

Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.

‘They are called idioms in a sense because some of us can’t help but feel uneducated when we cannot figure out what they mean or why that phrase would come to mean what it does.’

What? That is not why they are called idioms.

You also misused or misunderstood the two idioms you used, and also listed the internet one, which isn’t an idiom.

Sounds very general. How long are we talking? How old are the kids? How many?

Depends what I’m timing and what you consider weird.

Greenland, Fiji, Vanuatu.

Strimmers.

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What? I’m not abandoning him. I just get free childcare when he hits 3.

Finish paying childcare for my toddler. I’ll be 700 quid a month better off. Yeeha.

Uwe Boll’s Rampage. He gets slated but that movie is great.

Johnny Bravo

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The career criminal, bank robber, violent guy? Great character to play. Wouldn’t want to meet him in real life.

Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner.