Sure, we’ll all just ignore the fact that Tux tried to circumvent totally legitimate and logical tariffs because of rule 6.

Criticizing people about their hair styles

Wouldn’t death be the condition?

It’s static between changes

An influx of folks moving away from US social media companies. The the twitter exodus of late 2022 but for all US platforms

I’m sure some servers will struggle with a huge influx but the fediverse as a whole would be ok.

applying for an Irish passport (Irish grandfather)

That’s how I got my Irish citizenship. I applied after Brexit so I could keep my EU citizenship.

AFAIK, you can’t enter the UK using your Canadian passport if you’re a British citizen. You need to enter the UK using a British passport as a British citizen. I have Australian, Canadian, British, and Irish citizenship. It’s a lot in passport fees.

Being conceived

Debian is a decent Ubuntu based OS 🫳🎤

And the original I need to survive for 3 days without pooping post only exists on the Internet Archive now

Is this in preparation for Lemmy’s 3 day no poop challenge in July?

What’s your usual diet like?

A lot of people are secretly cows and they actually eat that grass. Next time you say hello to someone and they respond “moo” you’ll know why.

Sweden… more like snitchden… amirite?

I haven’t checked the ToS in a while but last I checked it was 50mb upload limit for the free tier and a loosely policed no video streaming. And they don’t shut you down if you send files larger than 50mb, the upload just fails. I served over 8 million requests through the free tier last month.

Use Cloudflare’s free tier tunnel

I don’t want to get my hopes up but is this Facebook’s MySpace moment?

What are you hosting and who are your users? Do you receive any legitimate traffic from AWS or other cloud provider IP addresses? There will always be edge cases like people hosting VPN exit nodes on a VPS etc, but if its a tiny portion of your legitimate traffic I would consider blocking all incoming traffic from cloud providers and then whitelisting any that make sense like search engine crawlers if necessary.

Do you think it would be possible if you remove the astronauts eyelids? Would that enable faster than light communication?