I decompiled the kernel

German laundry detergent

sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie

Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United’s packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.

A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
   sudo "$0" "$@"
   exit $?
fi

for i in {1..10}; do
    echo "Eating ... $i"
    eat
done

Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

Hecking naraya. I didn’t know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭

Free = libre, not gratis

i’m on a diet, i’ll just take the crackers

sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

thai one on

sudo-apt-get install mouth

Sandwich Calcium Cracker

bonehurtingjuicehealingcrackers?

Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.