• irreticent@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    They told me I would need to renounce my homosexuality or else they wouldn’t provide me with any services. Fuck the Salvation Army.

    • brax@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      1 year ago

      “I can’t, Jesus is too sexy and I find myself wondering which hole would be the most fun. I’m thinking probably the left hand.”