Fun story. When the titanic came out, the girl I was crushing on asked me if I wanted to go see it with her and her other friends.
Yeah. So we’re in line to get in and I made a sarcastic comment, something about, “but we know how it ends… the ship sinks.”
Apparently. She didn’t know that. Oops.
In any case the gaggle of old women in the row behind us were more entertaining. It may have been like their fifth time watching it. Specifically so they could see DiCaprio’s naked ass. The rest of the time they spent heckling it MST3K- style.Even if it’s a re-run, it’s a dick move to give away the ending to any movie while in line to see it.
Watching a movie about WWII “I wonder who won??”
I wonder what hobbies this Julius Caesar guy gets into when he retires?
He gets really good at playing dead, even has fake knife wounds
It’s a very well known historical story though.
