Lady, the question was “do thongs touch you butthole?”

Please tell whoever is holding the keys that a random on the internet said to let you cum, if not for your own sake then for the rest of ours.

GrapheneOS has an option to scramble the numbers on the unlock screen. I don’t know if that’s a base android thing or available on IOS

I really wish the GrapheneOS devs would add duress passwords…

What’s the over-under on this being a honeypot?

Disregard productivity, acquire comfy rice.