reboot -f
Because real men login as root and don’t care about such silly things like an init system or file system syncing!
To quote the man page:
-f Does not invoke shutdown(8) and instead performs the actual action you would expect from the name.
LTO cartridges are shaped so much more efficiently, for so many reasons, so why specifically compact cassette format?
Although I’m also just realising now that LTO is specifically optimized to be used linearly from start to finish (It’s even in the name) and is pretty inefficient if you’d want to use it a bit, remove it and using reading it later.