Get a Google TV. Sure, they father days, but at least you don’t connect the TV online, which also sends screenshots of what you’re watching to the producer…

Control the tv with automations? Now in curious; what automations would you set up on a tv?

No idea. My closest neighbour is 250 m/820 feet away, so not something I need to think about.

I just don’t connect it to the network.

I lick my wife. And my previous girlfriends. So some of us actually lick other people.

Give me one, just one, good reason for this statement, please. If not, I’ll just block your account so I won’t see your trolling.