Won’t tell you the what, but nah, I’m still here.

See: Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan.

Don’t be willfully ignorant.

Obama killed WAY more brown people than W. Millions of dead brown people only matter when it’s not your team, huh?

I like how other people are being nice about it. Makes me have a little hope for humanity.

You’re objectively wrong though.

Hard disagree. The process is fun, and everyone loves to eat, but the cleanup is drudgery at its basest form.

“Everything will be alright.”