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There was a guy on cam sites who has a fetish involving American cheese slices, eg. covering body parts with it, etc.

Girls would get really excited when they came into their chat, as he was kind of like a cryptid sighting. He was super chill and professional and private forums would tell stories about their experiences with him. Lovingly admired by the community.

Involving unsuspecting & unconsenting people into your kink/fetish? That dude’s a fucking loser and should go away forever.

Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??

It’s funny in its own weird way! No worries.

I tried to show the game to my then-spouse, because I wanted him to play, too! He didn’t want to play “”“a lame girl game”“”.

Have a fun marathon!! And keep doing stuff together! (:

Imagine if Clint & Shane were combined.

It was baaaaaad lol

Lol nah it was the alcoholic. Ironically enough, the two of them were the most alike!

Wet moldy socks were a more appealing love interest.

My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.

…with a character in the video game.

…because I “clearly love him more that you love me!”

Whenever he’d be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say “Why don’t you go talk to the person you actually love??” before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.

It was the beginning of the end.

Don’t miss it lol

EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot… he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was “Stardew Valley”. He was a shitty little man.

“If you can’t make your own dopamine, store-bought is fine!” 💖

When my kid has a nice day

A cute plush

Crab rangoon

Seeing plants start to bloom

Friendly cats

Seeing someone embrace their curiosity about a subject

My stupid bearded dragon

Seeing someone clearly filled with joy

Younger people discovering a “retro” thing and thinking it’s “cool”

Being able to answer a question because you have the niche knowledge to do so

Someone who is genuinely awed by sometimes you put a lot of time / effort into

Eating a juicy, crunchy, delicious apple that hits that craving just right!

Seeing a cool bug

There’s more, but I’ll stop for now (but lmk if you need a continuation).

Nah. Fearless Leader & Boris Badanov.

I was a child who had been SA’d by an adult man. The adults around me told me to pray for forgiveness. I was 12.

Years later, I went to get a visitor’s pass to visit a friend at my old Christian school. They aggressively denied me entrance.

I don’t like beer or most alcohol, so I have a drink maybe a few times per year.

One single alcohol is enough to get me tipsy, and we are similar in dimensions.

Have fun on your date!! (:

They’re trying to sow the seeds of outrage. Do not take the bait.

I knew about different bowl / seat shapes, but I never thought about the issues for folks who have a penis.

Very enlightening. Thank you for bringing it up! It’s very interesting.

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Oh, it’s pretty simple, really.

Had a friend who I realized would always complain about women in his movies, shows, video games, and whatever.

Turns out: he just hated women. Oh, he loved looking at “attractive” women and fucking women, mind you. But he just hated women. He didn’t even really grasp it and would deny it every time I to brought it up.

If a woman isn’t “hot” and/or willing to fuck them, the woman has no value. Anything they say or do also has no value if they’re not providing some kind of sexual stimulation for a man.

That’s why.

“Gravity Falls”! Great to watch with the kids, too. (:

Short answer: yes.

My prescribed stimulant curbs a lot of anxiety. Unmedicated me will often not leave my home for weeks.

Oh man, that brought back memories… my BPD ex would find ways to “”“”“accidentally”“”“” physically harm me and then immediately go “oooooh baby I’m so sorry!! I’m so clumsy and careless!!!” to get away with it.

Found that out when he came home late, I was in bed and awake because I heard him come in, but I cracked my eyes a bit. He came into the room, saw me on the bed with the hallway light, clearly examined me there, then he threw his whole body FULL WEIGHT onto me with his elbow (he was NOT a small man) and bruised the absolute fuck out of me. Same shit. “Oooh I didn’t see you there omggg!!!” Lying bastard.

It’s always after they marry you or when it’s most difficult for you to leave when it comes out.

We are no longer married. 👍

It’s genetic?