Teon

Rice - 13,500 to 8,200 years ago China
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice

Wheat - as early as 21,000 BC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat

Drinks Tab in Space.

Exactly.

No one is allowed to wear “work clothes” anymore, like a suit & tie or any professional type of clothing like that. Instead you will be required to wear clothing covered with printed ads in ALL professions. The police, doctors, bus driver, newscaster, everyone everywhere while at work.

Pet you? or your beard? Just to clarify.

Vaginas are not allowed in my house. I’ll take “clean shaven dudes with a dick” for $1000 Alex.

GROSS! And can you fix my nvidia drivers???

So many men think they look sexy with a beard.
Reality: You look like a serial killer from the backwoods.
Trim and wash it properly or shave it off.
Facial hair is such a turn off.

It’s SUPER hard to use. I had to download an .iso from my distro’s website, make a bootable USB drive, plug that into my computer and boot into it, answer a few questions and wait a few minutes, A FEW MINUTES… can you believe that??
And then It had the audacity to give me a super easy, working, private OS! Like what the fuck!
How bloody dare you make my life difficult. I was expecting to be TRACKED and EXPLOITED and BOMBARDED with ads all day.
Instead I get all this calm and happiness??
FFS!

I have an OXO Good Grips one that has been great for 25 years.

I use the longer steel ones that are used for deep frying foods. They are about 12-14" long.

You have to completely unplug the sun. You can’t just walk in front of it Richard.
FFS

Tracking & profiting off it.
Forcing people to be tracked to use a product that they then sell that data should be illegal without your complete, informed consent, and you get to opt out and still use the product.
All tracking should be regulated. You own your personhood 100% and only you can make money off of that.

All religions should be heavily taxed. NO EXCEPTIONS!!