Maybe incompetence was too strong a word, but interacting with many MS services feels so disjoint and siloed, I just don’t see them building and leveraging user profiles as extensively as Google does.

The logic I follow is that Microsoft is slightly safer than Google, if only because they’re probably less capable of doing anything with the data they scrape. Security by incompetence.

No, that wasn’t quite the metaphor. The metaphor was that this is all nonsense technobabble strung together to almost sound like real language, but none of it means anything. It’s not that your idea is novel or confusing, it’s that these are barely coherent sentences.

For real though, this whole post is an AI exercise, right?

Probably the better meme to have posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro

Don’t know, but he definitely has a Samsung phone. After all, he is the OneUI.

https://app.traveltime.com/

Yeah, but if you’re communicating with the buttplug store, the specific contents of the box don’t really matter. You still want a trusted friend to not tell people where you get your boxes from.