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Plot twist: it has been for decades already…

Ironically trigger happy

Eh. I forgot about them, and assumed based on context here alone. My bad. You’re still being a dick, regardless. 😏

You’re reading the wrong books, nazi. 🖕🏽

short lives*

Yeah, we’ve “got this” like the clap, and it’s just as contagious. gestures to Italy, UK, China, Russia, etc.

Nobody cares if Stasi are whingy about imperfect allusions. 🖕🏽 Both groups deserve lead sentences, full stop.

FWIW, considering the 5A context above, I momentarily assumed that stood for Back the Fuck Up 🤣

I truly wish we couldn’t.

I mean, FFS, does no one see the cum gutters on that guy? Christ.

And one of his BFFs was a hooker, let’s not forget. 🤪

Trump & Epstein come to mind…

ICE

Don’t forget the protein powder shake. Get that gut flora overloaded but be careful not to paint your shorts. Or do, I guess. Whatever you’re into. 😅🫣

There are droves of others in honor of the first one. Join the GFY legion of silly. 🤘🏼

That says more than you might know, respectfully.

Heh. 🫣

With respect, you could omit the first sentence to improve the impact. Avoiding something that’s hard because it requires knowledge to utilize/enjoy is no lesson one should imply.

There are innumerable ways to acquire almost any corpo software one might find useful, and many of those steps are fairly straightforward, (some even have tuts, etc.) —to say nothing of the highly active communities that filter & vet content.

tl;dr: don’t turn your fellows away, inspire them to seek solutions 🤘🏼🏴‍☠️

That’s certainly an advisable way to look at it.

All work best when voiced audibly.