To quote the warrior poet Randy Moss “Straight Cash, Homey”

¿¡Regla 5?! ¡Dios mío!

I only ever did it to family & friends

So Alabama style?

They why do I need to use the CLI to fix my mother’s Mac at least 3 times a year?

Error 418: I am a teapot

“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.

Linux has been ready since 2008. Literally not had a single real problem since Ubuntu 7.10 kept turning my monitor off while booting. Everything just works and has for 17 years now.

Every problem I see people have now (IRL not online) is ‘I don’t like the default theme’ tier nonsense.

The computer ran SolarOS, which I would have assumed was SunOS/Solaris.

Why isn’t Manjaro the one in the meme?

I remember when it happened (I feel old suddenly). My favorite thing was that you can adjust the toast settings from the terminal.

So your firewall is going to prevent OS updates?

No you can’t

What’s it called?

Are you implying the Hammerhead Eagle iThrust is the knock off?

Ahem…

The top answer here worked for me a long (~10 years) time ago, it might still work. Backup your home folder with a livecd before trying anything though.

https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/79050/can-i-rollback-an-apt-get-upgrade-if-something-goes-wrong