SnausagesinaBlanket

Put a mini safe in there. Fill it with flat washers.

A can of tuna.

Don’t say it, send it in an email.

With my hands silly.

Better Call Sol

Build an emergency fund and hang on to it for everyone.

6.

This is the right answer. You failed hard.

Boof them. Don’t think about it, just boof em.

IDK about funny but I asked a girl out for the first time in my life as a young adult like 19 or 20 We met at a bar and I was already nervous. Within the first five minutes I started hyperventilating and had to leave due to a massive anxiety attack. I was so embarrassed that I never contacted her again.

I had a few nice girlfriends as a teen but this one was so special it made me a nervous wreck and caused me way too much anxiety.

I think I would take Donald Trump’s business experience. LMFAO. 😂🤣🤣😂

I would complain on their twitter account, That seems to get action pretty fast these days.

Groupon

Imagine this happening during open heart surgery and all the monitors go blue!

You sick bastard! Have her do a print loop in BASIC.

A hooker.

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Hawk Tua

When I was young I was Tough and Ruthless. Now that I am old I am Rough and Toothless.

Take some vitamin D.