Just lately - one fried egg, salt, nothing else. It’s basic, but it’s what I’m enjoying.

Alphonse Bentley McChicken.

Get out of your ivory academic towers and start hanging out with the commoners?

I don’t know if there’s a right way to talk to people on the internet, but I know this isn’t it.

Wearing slippers on a cold morning.

We may need pics of the snake.

They’ve always been a great example to me.

I eat an apricot every year to see if I still hate the taste. I still do.

Do you need to tinker to make it work? I remember reading that the creator had no plans to put it on Steam.

I love sky blocks. Currently playing ATM10 To The Sky.

I think most of them deserve to live, but not as billionaires. Hundredaires, maybe.

Grooming them for parasites is probably a good start.

I don’t want mine.

Meerkat mobs are led by a dominant female. She’s identifiable by looking for the biggest butt.

I was extremely irritated this week when the office catholic, who is quite happy to lie, cheat and steal, told me I’m going to hell unless I accept his god.

The last good Alien movie, unfortunately.

When I was a boy and walking to the bus stop in winter to get to school, I used to stomp on frozen puddles to break the skin of ice. They don’t freeze any more.

Well, I was born here and I like it here. I’m using the heater because it’s late autumn and I leave the house at 6 AM. It’ll never get below freezing.

Getting colder by the day. I need my car heater for the drive to work.

I’m writing this from the most easterly country west of the dateline. Time zone GMT+12. It will be Friday here before anywhere else. It’s still Wednesday.

Not having kids. I have hobbies, and money/time for them.

One of the previous popes called childless couples selfish. I say a never-married 70-year old operating the world’s largest paedophile welfare programme has nothing to say to me about child-rearing.