My friends and family always mock me

they’re gagging and crying from the heat.

Take their wallets while they can’t resist and mock those weaklings right back.

Yes, this has happened to me. The woman in question was at the time under investigation by HR for bullying her direct reports, so she was probably trying to smooth things over with her previous victims. Didn’t help her.

I have found that most kiwis care more about a person’s personality, manners, and contribution more than skin colour.

Not gonna lie, I judge the shit out of people who block both sides of the supermarket aisle.

affordable food

I think we fail this criterion at every level. 😒

Not all. And their search tool lets you look for non-DRM books.

Please, article writer, be a little more passive-aggressive.

Yes, but it’s okay. I have low expectations.

big deal out of nothing

Yes, I realise what I did there. No, I’m not changing it.

As a tiny kitten, she was fascinated by the drawstring on my shorts. One day she launched herself at it, intending to kill the tiny prey creature, and found herself hanging from claws inserted into the vulnerable flesh underneath. Very important vulnerable flesh. I tried to scream, but couldn’t draw breath.

My wife insists that I’m making a big deal out of nothing, but how could she understand? I felt that injury for weeks afterwards.

“Do not wash hands with boiling water”

During my time there, two people broke the rule.

Since my background is in PC repair… my PC.

I understand the guilt but the way you’ve described it, you helped your dog pass over at the point where you’d no longer be capable of keeping her comfortable. Add me to the list of people who think you did the right thing.

Sometimes you need to rename something that was originally named after someone who became a national humiliation.

It’s useful if you’re a network engineer or a web designer.

I like it in a tuna salad. I chop up a cup of baby spinach, along with half a carrot and the same amount of telegraph cucumber. Mix a 180g can of tuna in oil through it, add some salt and pepper and it’s a pretty good low carb lunch.

Esperanto. It’s an artificial language designed to be easy to learn and communicate in. Although it’s worth noting that there are esperanto dialects and speakers of one don’t necessarily understand speakers of another.

Most male cats, when investigating something with a paw, will use the left paw.

All the old websites I liked turned into for-profit monstrosities, then got bought out, gutted, and shut down. 🥺

I’ve had to stop my cat from eating a button. So probably.

Tae Kwon Do features a lot of high kicking, which can be difficult for young kids that haven’t developed their balance yet.

Or maybe it’s what she needs to develop her balance. I dunno, kids are like little aliens.

I don’t really feel the urge either, but I use my day as a topic of conversation with my wife. Just talking with her is the goal.