I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

  • Hello_there@fedia.io
    197·
    11 months ago

    Label in sharpie as “Bitcoin password” and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.

    • circuscritic@lemmy.ca
      54·
      11 months ago

      This is 98% the right answer, but you drop them somewhere that keeps them intact, and believable enough so that people take them, and spend the rest of the weekend going to thrift stores trying to find an external floppy drive, and the next month trying to figure out how to get their iPhone to mount it.

      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
        111·
        11 months ago

        This but put your own floppy drives up on local listing sites for ridiculous prices. Lmao it’s almost too evil.

    • Dessalines@lemmy.ml
      18·
      11 months ago

      Alternatively, you could write

      • “Someone help me I’m trapped in here!”
      • “Nuclear attack scenarios”
      • “You put this disk here to save your life, do not ignore”
    • Landless2029@lemmy.world
      3·
      11 months ago

      Yeeessssss…

      Cover the paper label with packing tape (cheap mans laminate).
      Use quick set epoxy for a better bond.