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POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 months ago

What's something unique that you carry on you every day?

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What's something unique that you carry on you every day?

POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
    8·
    8 months ago

    Presumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko

    • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16·
      8 months ago

      I’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
        3·
        8 months ago

        Out there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.

        • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          8 months ago

          I doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.

          • tetris11@lemmy.ml
            4·
            8 months ago

            Look, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?

            • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish
              6·
              8 months ago

              That’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
        2·
        8 months ago

        Give us back our crows!

      • untorquer@lemmy.world
        2·
        8 months ago

        What!? Why scare the crows away?

        • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          8 months ago

          https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/hawks-helping-keep-oakland-streets-safe-by-dispersing-crow-roosts/

          while Baz insists he has nothing against crows, it’s the mess they leave behind that has people crying foul.

          • untorquer@lemmy.world
            2·
            8 months ago

            Nah, I’d feel rather blessed to trudge through crow poo on the daily in my stompers. SF is brewing something terrible. The crows will have their retribution.

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