I’ll take the imperialist extraterrestrials, they’re probably gonna be easier to mobilize humans in opposition against than the terrestrial imperialists we have now.

We need douchebags already so we can feel less of a bad person while the one next to you is being an ass. Lol. Keyword: feel.

some series did something like this, right?

Dicks fuck assholes, chuck. You know what’d happen if dicks didn’t fuck assholes? You’d get your dicks and pussies all covered in sheeyet.

i thought you were going to go somewhere that they are required for human mating.