Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it’s an interesting story.

I’ll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That’s it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

  • jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    471·
    4 months ago

    I name my devices after greek gods based on what I’m going in life at the time or after what their purpose is.

    I named my first gaming PC “Poseidon” when I was doing ship related work. Now it’s my server.

    My gaming PC is “Asclepius”, the Greek god of healing. Built when I got into healthcare.

    Hermes, god of messeges, is my lil pi that helps with routing (pihole, pivpn, nginx).

    My HTPC is Dionysus, Greek god of wine and parties.

    My thinkpad is Persephone cus it looks good but doesn’t do much. I might rename it.

    The services that I run on these are just named “device-service” e.g. hermes-nginx

    • grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      13·
      4 months ago

      fuck, this is way better than my current naming scheme of "customer-<devicepurpose>, I’m stealing it for my next setup.

  • pHr34kY@lemmy.worldEnglish
    38·
    4 months ago

    Server (big iron): Bender

    Desktop (main character): Fry

    Laptop (for accounting): Hermes

    Netbook (small and dumb): Nibbler

    Phone (held to my head): BrainSlug

    HTPC (one big viewport): Leela

    • Reven@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      4 months ago

      This is my scheme as well! Pretty much to the t. Except my HTPC is hypnotoad and nibbler is my NAS.

      • pHr34kY@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        4 months ago

        OMG Hypnotoad HTPC is so much better! Why didn’t I thnnk of that?

  • mbirth@lemmy.mlEnglish
    35·
    4 months ago

    MacBook Pro: mbp.domain.com
    Raspberry Pi 2: rpi2.domain.com
    Raspberry Pi 3: rpi3.domain.com
    Raspberry Pi 4: rpi4.domain.com
    Raspberry Pi 5: rpi5.domain.com
    (Yes, I have one of each.)
    Synology DS415+: ds415.domain.com
    Phone: iphone.domain.com
    Watch: watch.domain.com
    AppleTV: appletv.domain.com
    Nintendo Switch: switch.domain.com

    • cron@feddit.orgEnglish
      25·
      4 months ago

      I’m missing the rpi1 in that list. Please fix ASAP.

      • mbirth@lemmy.mlEnglish
        11·
        4 months ago

        That one was called just rpi.domain.com, but didn’t stand the test of time…

      • mbirth@lemmy.mlEnglish
        1·
        4 months ago

        I might rename them. So, e.g. if I’d add another Pi5, the existing one would become rpi5-1 and the new one rpi5-2.

      • mbirth@lemmy.mlEnglish
        2·
        4 months ago

        Wait until I tell you about all the small issues this zoo of devices brings with it… haha.

  • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
    33·
    4 months ago

    Three-letter words that can be typed with one hand, since I have to type them frequently.

    $ egrep "^([qwertasdfgzxcvb]{3}|[yuiophjkllnm]{3})$" /usr/share/dict/words
    
    • wia@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      This is the way.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      1·
      4 months ago

      Hmm, this wouldn’t work well for me since I use Dvorak. All the vowels are on the left and the most common consonants are on the right.

      My consonant options on the left hand are: py (top) and jkxb (bottom).

  • marighost@lemm.eeEnglish
    22·
    4 months ago

    My devices are cringely named after songs in Haken’s discography.

    Desktop is MESSIAH. Laptop is AFFINITY. Phone is NIGHTINGALE. Steam Deck is SHAPESHIFTER. Router (and its WAP) is PORTALS. My NAS is the only one that falls outside of this, it’s generically (last name)NetNAS. I should rename it, but I don’t want to break anything 😅

    Eta: changed my NAS’ hostname is ARCHITECT. Nothing broke! Yay for me.

  • enemenemu@lemm.eeEnglish
    221·
    4 months ago

    Fedora is called fed. Ubuntu is ubu. Laptop is laptop 🌝

  • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    19·
    4 months ago

    My phone’s name is “Samsung Smart Fridge™” because I think it’s hilarious if someone is looking at hotspots or network info and go “what the hell is a fridge doing here-”

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.todayEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      That’s hilarious. Now I wanna set up a Wi-Fi hotspot with that SSID at a local library or something for lulz.

      Something like “LG Dishwasher”.

  • dave@hal9000@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    4 months ago

    Desktop: HAL9000

    laptop: HALjr

    Phone: HALnano

    Then HALserver, HALprinter (octoprint), HALhome (home assistant) and so on… Big fan of Stanley Kubrick haha

    Tried to get the hal9.ooo domain name but it was taken…

    Edit: I use Dave as the username, so that in the terminal it is dave@hal9000, which just seems appropriate

    • Higgs boson@dubvee.orgEnglish
      4·
      4 months ago

      My PC was HAL_9000 for over a decade. It got tedious to type, so it’s now just “box.”

      • dave@hal9000@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        4 months ago

        Ha I like it. Yeah I skipped the underscore/hyphen for that reason.

  • Great Blue@infosec.pubEnglish
    13·
    4 months ago

    I’m in the name after location and function fraction. All but my printer, he’s named Cthulhu because printers are a menace to humanity and it supports wake-on-LAN.

  • MajorHavoc@programming.devEnglish
    12·
    4 months ago

    All swearwords, all the time. Generally puns on the servers purpose.

  • Drewski@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    12·
    4 months ago

    I usually name my devices after Greek gods and godesses; Artemis, Hermes, Metis, Athena, Apollo etc.

  • shiftymccool@programming.devEnglish
    12·
    4 months ago

    My home network is called The IT Clowd with these devices:

    • Moss - physical server
    • Roy - physical server
    • Jen - vm - main docker host
    • Richmond - vm - *arr stack
    • Denholm - vm - management, monitoring
    • Douglas - vm - Home Assistant stack
    • Basement - vm - development server
    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.todayEnglish
      3·
      4 months ago

      Lol your arr stack.

      "Jen what did you do?! I told you never open that door!"

  • Huh. I thought for sure someone else would be using my scheme.

    LAN computers are all Tolkien swords: sting, orcrist, gurthang, glamdring, etc. If I run out of swords, I’ll start adding other weapons: aeglost, the spear; dailir, the arrow. We don’t get a lot of named battle axes, which I always thought weird; I’d think dwarves of all people would forge legendary axes, and certainly name them.

    My WiFi and VPN networks are forests in Middle Earth: fangorn, bindbole, dimholt, lothlorien, etc. The only exception is my LAN itself which is… “lan”. Because short.

    My cloud VPSes are named after Greek Titans: hyperion, phaethusa, tethys, etc.

    Mobile devices have whatever names they come with, because they’re so ephemeral.

    • Wolf314159@startrek.websiteEnglish
      4·
      4 months ago

      I like your schema. I’ve used something similar. My hosts have always been sci-fi space/time ships/stations, user accounts are characters from or Captain’s of said vessels. Over the years I’ve had a TARDIS, Serenity, Moya, Out of Bands II, Galactica, Millennium Falcon, Rocinante, etc. It’s usually whatever I happen to be discovering or binging at the time I setup the machine. For nearly a decade the TARDIS was my server/NAS because it was bigger on the inside that survived through several generations of smaller devices like laptops and raspberry Pi’s named after smaller lighter vessels like Serenity and Rocinante.

      • Thanks! I’ve learned in jobs over the years that there are two good ways to choose names:

        1. Descriptive acronyms: AppDev01Loc01. They’re useful in business and large teams, and dull as shit. But practical.
        2. Mythos with a lot of variation. Characters from your favorite novel is usually bad, because you quickly run out of names. Mythos are usually good, dinosaurs… anything with a lot of variation.

        “Sci fi starships” is a great one! Lots of source material there; the categories basically fall out by themselves. That’s a great choice.

    • Exhume5947@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      4 months ago

      In the past, I used Gimli’s family tree for server names. My main server was called “Thorin”. I think I had used Thrain and Gloin.

      These days I use Union generals from the civil war:

      Sherman - NAS, media server, nextcloud. Thomas - reverse proxy, adguard1. Ellsworth - arr stack. Sheridan - backup server. dockerhost01 - because naming your servers after their function makes a lot more sense.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    4 months ago

    I am a simple person.

    My PC: Panda
    My wifes PC: notpanda
    Docker VM: dockerhost.home

  • Piranha Phish@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    4 months ago

    The printer’s name is Marvin, from HHGTTG.

    It never wants to work and always complains.