z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down121
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareJojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoSee, this is why I hate “would you rather…?” Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
minus-squarez00s@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoIt’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire
See, this is why I hate “would you rather…?”
Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire
feeeeed me seymour!