“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”
I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
The truth. The reason you’d want to insult them as a direct pointed criticism.
He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
“You’re irrelevant to me.”
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
Removed is the best one.
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
This one is either a really backhanded compliment or also a self-own.
- Everyone has a lower opinion of you than I do.
- I think higher of you than others do.
I must be bad at reading people.
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Beat me to it
A few beers short of a six pack
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
Stealing this







