without features that few people are going to use

Every KDE user has shaken the mouse once just to see how big it gets, this is a critical feature!

If Gnome ran a restaurant, the waiter chooses the meal for you, and tut & shake their head if you try to deviate from it.
If KDE ran a restaurant, if you shake the menu it’ll grow exponentially in size until it fills the restaurant.

Its addictive to see how big it gets