• tetris11@lemmy.ml
    49·
    1 year ago

    This works for so many occasions too. At a watermelon eating contest? Backup in the car. Going to a funeral? Backup in the car. Need to bury a body? Backup clothing, right there.

    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
      24·
      1 year ago

      Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
        20·
        1 year ago

        “it’s… it’s what he would have wanted.”

        • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
          9·
          1 year ago

          Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.