• ssm@lemmy.sdf.org
    276·
    11 months ago

    Short list of obvious ones:

    • Haven’t binge watched all of skibidi toilet in one sitting
    • Uses Windows MacOS iOS or Android
    • Wipes after shitting / No shitbucket
    • Thinks git is github
    • Haven’t memorized all of the ANSI X3.159-1989 C standard
    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
      62·
      11 months ago

      iOS or Android

      Soo, what then? Are Windows phones still a thing? Even Copperhead or Lineage are Android forks. Based on my PinePhone that one’s not really ready for primetime.

      • philpo@feddit.orgDeutsch
        4·
        11 months ago

        Self compiled Linux distribution for a phone you soldered together yourself - what else?

        I hate that you people are even allowed on the internet.

        • Send from a PDP11- </S>
      • velvetThunder@lemmy.zipEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        Even if they were. Windows is on the list of turnoff OS. Just use a flip phone for calls and a raspberry pi with the raspberry screen for scrolling through lemmy. Now i am imagining someone writing an essay in a Starbucks with a raspberry a propped up screen an a little keyboard.

      • srecko@lemm.ee
        2·
        11 months ago

        I think shitbucket covers that category too.

      • Caveman@lemmy.world
        2·
        11 months ago

        Linux phone is the only real acceptable option. Just not Ubuntu touch begause of Ubuntu