The Assman

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

I was literally in a CAVE the other day and I looked up and saw “under video surveillance”. You can’t even escape it 100 meters under the earth.

Yes it was a privately owned attraction. That’s not an excuse.

You could have a promising career in finance

“I blocked all the memes and now there’s no memes”

…okay