One night as I was in my room, my mom called me from the kitchen down the hall. As I walk down the hall, I’m pulled into the closet and a hand is clasped over my mouth to silence me. My mom whispers “Shhh, I heard it too.”

Go to Languages and Layouts, select your language, then add the additional languages to Multilingual Typing.

I’ve heard they give you a free gun and a concealed carry permit when you’re born. Does that get added to your hospital bill or is that a government progam?

That’s not what my southern mother-in-law tells me.