You don’t learn to drive in a round about, or use the automatic checkout, or a thousand other things that have changed…

Who owns a checkbook? I also didn’t need to learn cursive, or how to take care of a horse. If you want to learn something you will.

Lol remember the piss troughs from the 1980s? Gaze into another man’s eyes while you pee into a bathtub!

The greatest thing in life is those 4 way street uninals.

Sorry buddy, but we definitely deserve it. This is not Sparta.

Lol there is a ring camera on every door and an Alexa in every home. Mass surveillance is so normal they got “normies” to pay for it monthly.

Power is the best drug.

A big salty tear.

Carlin the King.

Wear hearing protection. Tinnitus blows.