minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workstoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece?linkfedilinkarrow-up66·2 months agoMy niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs. linkfedilink
minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workstoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?linkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·3 months ago🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯 linkfedilink
minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workstoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•They say not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad, but are they using the wrong kind of fruit?linkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoAh, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder. linkfedilink
My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.