I like carrots with mayo

The screwed one

I’m watching my state’s philharmonic with a famous dance group. I’ve been wanting to see both for a long time and luckly they’ll perform together today!

I’m gonna have my uterus removed because of that. I’m much younger and although I have some pain during my period it’s not debilitating at all, so it’s not that much medically necessary.

It was also super easy to get a doctor to do it. I’m glad things are getting better in this regard.

I can’t wait to not have to deal with bleeding, pain, and libido killer contraception.