there is dorms at some unis but they aren’t very big. most people live at home or rent something nearby themselves

the proportion of terminally online losers who would actually waste their time doing it seem to be higher here than other places though

twisties make you gay, because life’s pretty straight without twisties

when I finished high school and was talking with friends about going to uni, a few of us were talking a out renting a place together when we got into uni to be close (instead of 2 hours away like we were). another friend we should never do that because people would think we are gay. obligatory he is a Christian fundamentalist who is highly likely gay himself

the opposite for me

if I recall correctly, one of Melbourne’s major outbreaks was because one of the quarantine security guards was fucking a quarantined patient

Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with

robin hood prince of thieves

they scam money out of innocent people, pay their staff peanuts and live a life of luxury. it would be an objectively good thing

my brother thinks we live inside the earth and the sky is a projection. not even kidding

for a bloke who likes to accuse people of being paedophiles, he sure is simping hard for an actual pedo

Test 587: test indicates likely probability that gravity exists, like all previous tests. Conclusion: more data points needed, schedule a new round of 500 more identical tests over the next year

wow that is almost word for word what it wrote back to me too

I just asked it about this and it denied it. Then I said Meta acknowledged it and you are lying and it apologised and said it did use copywrite material without permission. Fuck I hate AI

Lucy. I know a lot of people didn’t like the ending, but the whole movie was utterly shocking I thought after she took the brain drug or whatever it was

I would do a lot more camping and cycling mostly. really give the bass a red hot shot. tackle my pile of plastic shame

convert it to $1 and $2 coins. get the best super glue I can for $12

buy a $1 bag of popcorn (go pop it at home)

glue the remaining $2 coin to the path somewhere visible and near a bench so I can watch.

sit, with popcorn, and watch people try to pick up the glued $2 coin for as long as I feel entertained

she’s not bad but there are better science/astronomy channels. I watch Anton Petrov religiously, I don’t think he even does sponsors

this is literally what mobile phones do in North Korea

I’ve (recently) stopped shaving entirely, but I use my trimmers to to a quick hackjob on the area I used to manually shave. so my facial hair care routine is about 5 minutes every 2 weeks or so, plus maybe 5 minutes a month to buzz my head. can’t believe I used to spend that much time every couple of days to look like shit. now I still look like shit but have a few more minutes