Pardon my 🤮, but please don’t remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.

They’re a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.

Whoopsie 🤡

dammit I should know this by now lma

Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.

You know in America threatening someone with police action is like threatening murder, right? Your pathetic tattletale behavior might kill someone someday.

Well don’t worry about that here. Worse comes to worse is anonymous people like me will bug you because you make it easy and you respond without fail, giving people exactly what they want.

So what you are saying is you were that kid. Naaaaaaarc.

Oh my! It’s a good thing you’re on an anonymous site, huh?

Oh my god you’re incapable of understanding sarcasm. You were the fucking weiner in school reminding the teacher of homework she forgot was due, weren’t you?

Have you ever tried taking a step back when you’re upset or you just like digging yourself in deeper to make a fool of yourself in front of people?

Awww. Not my precious Lemmy clout! I’ll have you know I once got 25 up votes on a comment and I’ve never submitted a post. You don’t know who you’re messing with.

I think its more the lack of self awareness when you, with full confidence, made unverified claims and presented them as fact. That’s toxic. Me pointing out that you did so was not toxic.

Just try a little. You’ll love it.

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I’m like nicotine. Toxic, but addictive.

That’s a lot of words just to say “I made it up”

Pretty much, yeah.

I’ve been screwing around with yacht.sh as an open source alternative. It’s aight.

Don’t self promote homie it’s weird