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Ah the ol “toilet plunger lodged 1.3m in the rectum” caper.

I was in charge with creating, designing, configuring, and running an e-commerce site on Shopify as well as responding to customer emails and orders. This was for a start-up. First orders would get a promo code for a 15% discount on a next purchase.

CEO tells me we need to get rid of stock fast as possible, so make a storewide discount on certain models. I go and do that.

We receive a bulk order of 50 of the discounted units while also using the 15% off promo code we sent out to early purchasers. Realized I should have put in a rule that doesn’t allow discounts to stack…

CEO and other members all unanimously voted to get rid of me a couple of hours later.

Oh man if you OP is trying to make Ottawa fun they can just forget about it. I lived there for over 10 years and I’m convinced the city doesn’t want to improve or be more fun. I left that place.

Derived from video game lingo and also the concept of “resource-maximizing”.

Oh mine were like “how do I explain my way out if this person I just walked past starts picking a fight with me”.

Ruminating on fake emotionally charged social altercations in my head.

It just kept happening. I couldn’t stop. Just felt the absolute need to “prepare” myself for bad events/fights with people so that I’d be “better prepared for it”. What a load of shit.

The mind is its own worst enemy sometimes.

Because streaming services are enshittifying and too many people are sailing the seas as a result. Can’t let that happen.

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This has kept me from reaching out to all of my old friends. They ended up hanging out amongst themselves just like old times but I figured if they wanted me there with them too they’d invite me. Since they haven’t, they’re probably fine with me not being there/dont want me there. Oh well. Still makes me sad about missed interactions but I guess it is what it is.

I used to be toxic (maybe I still am?) so this is my punishment for it.

I pirated solid works because my university’s engineering program required what we PAY for it to complete our courses that absolutely required it.

I asked my mom if she ever made mistakes and without skipping a beat she just says no. Looked at me like I was asking something very strange. I was maybe 13 or so when I asked.

Yes and

I’d almost bet money that in a year or two they’ll make it so that the latest version of windows cannot be installed in virtual machines

They don’t want you to have dual boot. They want you to choose.

All of which you’ve described is illegal to carry outside of the US.

Carry hairspray in a can. Can be used as mace but cannot easily be construed as a weapon by police if they find it in your bag.

An old gaming desktop

That’s the thing, if my reviews aren’t stellar then there’s a good chance I don’t get renewed

possibly they are younger or otherwise have incorrect expectations about your fallibility as a human.

The majority of them are almost double my age actually 😛

Yep 100% serious. I was bullied quite a bit in school so I’m not sure how you’re drawing this conclusion. Sorry you’re upset though.