Once dreamed I was a D-Class. They gave me a fully functional Absolute Exclusion Harness from SCP-5000 and made me look at a picture of SCP-096. For shits and giggles I suppose.
Then I had to evade it’s pursuit…It didn’t work. He found me immediately. And he ate me. Whole.
Whichever is closest.
Acetaminophen kills your liver. Ibuprofen melts the glue holding your guts together.
What matters right now is your headache.
Being unable to delete OneDrive is reason enough to drop Windows imo.
Democrats making obviously winning plays? You cannot be serious.
They are intentionally bad at politics. Their greatest skills are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and shitting and falling back in it. Wanna see how for yourself? Dig into the DNC. They’re not a political entity, they’re a corp. And they work for the interests of corps. If what they do occasionally isnt absolute shit its almost entirely incidental.
Don’t make me hope.
Everyone worth less than 8 figures will lose.
Little else will change. Regardless of figurehead.
Everything. They’re always terrible.
But the worst thing is when they are UNREASONABLY LOUD.
You’re watching whatever. Equalized commercial comes on its not a big deal. Maybe you go take a leak or get a drink.
But when a loud one comes on it just upends everything. It sucks.
*Doug Bradley Hellraiser movies.
Saving the world isn’t profitable in the short term.
Vulture capitalists don’t care about the future. They care about the immediate. Short term profitability. And nothing else.
I’m gonna find a fallout community and post this there.
16 was enough. A decade ago.
Brian Griffin.
Family Guy.
Everyone sells your data. Yes literally everyone. Even the ones that promise they won’t. (The mulligan is in the EULA you’re forced to agree to)
You put your name and email into any website ever, then you’re out there. On untold numbers of lists.
Ordered a pizza online? They got your number, name, email, and location. And it was sold before you ordered that pizza.
Ever bought a single item on Amazon? Same thing.
Insurance quote online? Sold to a data broker.
If you wanna sleep poorly for the next week? Take a deep dive into just how much of the economy runs on that data. Data with no protections. Freely traded on the open market. You can even buy your own data. Don’t do it. It’ll scare you to death. But you can do it.
This is some dystopian shit dude.
It’s all fake. Literally. Its made up. It only exists to the extent we all participate in the con.
Grow a garden. Trade with your neighbors.
Fuck the banks. Focus on your village.
Everyone here came here from reddit.
And the favorite pass time of redditors is whinging about reposts.
Introducing!
The Narc App!
Sure to be a hit. Hit with the closest blunt object.
corpses.