Famous sayings so not equal reality.

If you haven’t ridden a bike in 20 years, go try it. But now 2000 years.

As someone who has a good windows laptop at home, windows at work is actual garbage. We had a month where you just couldn’t use the search function, because the act of typing in the search bar caused enough problems it would close the search bar.

Odds are your home computer is somewhat competent and your work one is a steaming pile of trash not fit for purpose.

I had windows 10 do that while hibernating as well, so that part isn’t new. Windows is just a prick.

Need a bigger phone so you can hit it with 2 fingers instead of one :D

Depends on the game you play. M.2 vs Sata SSD isn’t a huge deal for game, but either of those vs HDD on a game with actual loading times is a brutal difference.

Can confirm, the GPU in my laptop costs more than all but my newest car.

With how low the average person is with tech skills, it’s very easy to be top 10%.

Yes, but if I was only doing it for no ads, I’d rather just use ad block. Instead, I’m doing to to support the creators I watch in the laziest way possible, because I’m letting Google do all the work to spread the money out.

The majority of the people i subscribe to aren’t on Nebula, so that wont help a whole lot.

I lack the money to buy something from every creator I watch (literally over 100 channels subbed to), and premium genuinely does pay them more than ads. Sure, like half is going to google, but it’s definitely the easier way to support the creators that does actually pay them.

If you buy premium, do it to support the creators you watch, fuck doing it just for no ads.

My internet has been so bad for so long that 720p looks way too clear for a video. Primarily 240p life

I paid a prostitute. It was alright, I don’t regret doing it just to see what it’s like. It being only alright probably helps me deal with the fsct I still don’t get laid at all, I just don’t care as much anymore.

Maybe my brain skips words when I read things.

This isn’t a maybe.

:)

Depends how you define ‘top’, but lets go with most (estimated) hours played:

Minecraft. It wont track my hours, but if it did in the back end and told me I had played 10,000 hours of minecraft, I’d believe it. Yes I’m aware that’s more than a year of playtime, I mean what I said. Almost been playing for half my life, I doubt I will ever truly stop.

Runescape, both RS3 and OSRS. They started tracking hours played well after I started playing, but given my playtime for both of these is listed in days, it probably deserves being here. You never quit Runescape, you merely take extended breaks.

League of Legends. This probably wouldn’t show up if it were a list of favourite games, i don’t know why I still play it. Around 2,000 hours at last check. Help me.

Forza Horizon 5. 600 hours. I did a lot of races. 400 hours in the previous title. Anyone still playing 5 know if the game works properly now? I remember the online being a disaster and the majority of every leaderboard being cheated times.

Warframe. This is going out of order due to the extremely short time I got those hours. At 500 hours, the first 200 hours were in 2 weeks. More games need bullet jump.

Counterstrike: Global Offensive. Yeah that’s about 2k hours again. This game has ruined most other FPS games for me because bullet travel time is a bitch and I never learned it.

Stardew Valley. I think all top 10 lists deserve this game, 400 hours. Level 10 fishing in the first spring, never sided with Joja.

Skyrim. 360 hours, although at least 20 of those hours were mid-crash. Unplayable without mods.

Trackmania 2020. Excellent game, ton of fun. Wish it wasn’t behind the Ubisoft launcher, this game is the only reason I have it. 300 hours. Obviously learned about the game from Wirtual.

Stellaris brings out 10th, 170 hours. I have no idea how to play the game and I think I need about 500 more hours to maybe get the basics down. And then I’ll have to learn all the DLC!

This list did not end up being some of the games I expected it to be. I thought Skyrim would be lower, and I thought Beat Saber would’ve made an appearance, but only 145 hours of that. This list also skipped idle games because that’s just cheating. Apparently I only have 10 games on Steam over 100 hours, that’s clearly not enough gaming and I need to fix that. Did I write too much? Probably. But I spent a couple minutes looking up the numbers for some of these so I’m not just gonna not post it at this point.

I don’t actually know, my internet can’t run 720p anyway so I never tried to do that or above.

I pay for premium as well and just use Firefox for YouTube. I get tabs and a better layout

If on Windows, Windows defender is more than enough for all of that stuff. It’s very effective, although does require an internet connection or it won’t do as well

I use less Lemmy than I did Reddit, and I don’t use Reddit at all anymore, so it isn’t really 13+ hours. Also youtube can run while I’m on Lemmy, so in the space of 2 hours I can be on Lemmy + YouTube for 4 hours.

Maybe you just didn’t consider that I have minimal interaction with actual people outside of work, and I don’t work much.