Kinda wish op injected a prompt to nuke the bot owner’s machine instead.

Have you cleaned out your drain?

My experience has been finding a 5 step solution to a problem, with step 3 not working properly and requiring several hours of effort to find a workaround, finding an entirely different solution elsewhere (that also doesn’t work), then discovering there’s been a flatpack the entire time.

Still have bazzite on my shitty 10 year old laptop because it cannot possibly run windows at this point, but I don’t think I’d daily drive it.

I assure you my (virtual) machine only has windows on it.

If you want to save troubleshooting time, just skip straight to the blood sacrifice. Computers are happy when you bleed, for some reason.

That’s a war crime, not a food.

Kinky.

It’s not, but with… Political views as they are, it’s gotten a lot of pushback. People don’t even realize they use it regularly.

“Someone called for you”

“What did they want?”

Bam. Easy. I was stoked when magic the gathering changed card wording from “he or she” to “they” because it cleans up the wording so much.

Sitting on a chair with a hammer suspended above your nutsack and having a friend cut the rope at a random time will provide the same effect and surprise with much less effort.

One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.

I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.

Just don’t get a Kia period. They’re notorious for being stolen because their security is shit.

UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54

“Now this is happening”

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Did yall not run out of dishes? Or did you clean one off as you needed it?

Are you allergic to making hard statements? You accused me of mccarthyism, which involves accusing people with little to no evidence. There is evidence of 6,000+ Russian regulars in Ukraine in 2014. That’s not “dissent,” it’s an invasion. I’m not saying there weren’t genuine separatists in those regions, I’m saying it was hardly an organic movement.

So you’re saying it’s all fake?

Mccarthyism is accusing with little or no evidence. There’s piles of evidence of Russian involvement. Hand waving doesn’t make it disappear.