dumbass

I’m too high to work out wtf is going on right now.

YouTube went from cool place to share your videos to a corporate hell hole of cancerous monetized bullshit.

Yes.

All day.

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes I stead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

Why.

Sometimes I’ll call you a dumbass, but if I do, you were probably being a dumbass.

The only answer, Keanu Reeves memories and skills, fuck my memories and skills.