Word: Muji

In Devnagari (Nepali): मुजी

Meaning: A woman’s pubic hair

In sentence: तँ मुजीको गाला फुट्नेगरी पड्काउॅछु।

Translation: I’ll slap the living crap out of you muji.

German: “Du Lappen”

Translates to “You rag”, pretty much calling someone a loser or idiot.

Calling a male a “nephew” in Chinese 契弟 kai dai is calling them a male prostitute.

Usually it doesn’t mean target male has actually been used sexually, but commonly used for general belittlement.

This term comes from ancient times: Traveling businessmen who would take a young boy with them for sexual use, but if anyone on the road or destination asked who the boy was, the business man would euphemistically explain “He’s my nephew”

契弟 kai dai is commonly translated as “nephew” but it means “adopted brother”

Here are a few Austrian ones:

“Häferl” (Cup): someone with anger management issues

“Du rüttelst am Watschenbaum” (You are shaking the slap tree): I’m close to deliver the fruit of said tree to you.

“Ohrwaschlkaktus” (Ear cactus): Someone with large, protruding ears

“Saubauch” (Hog belly): A way of telling someone that they are fat and dumb at the same time. But in a nice way.

Not that it’s untranslatable, but I enjoy it quite a lot.

Поцілуй бузька в калатало - go kiss a stork on the knocker.

If you ever heard storks, you’ll recognize the dismissiveness of this statement.

Oh, I’ve several. Irish people love a good curse.

Go mbrise an diabhal do dhá chois May the devil break your legs

Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire do chnámh do dhroma May the devil make a ladder out of your spine

Go n-imí an droch aimsir leat That the bad weather leaves with you

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat May the cat eat you and may the devil eat the cat

And my personal favourite: Lá breá ag do chairde, dod adhlacadh May your friends have a fine day, burying you

In Tamil: சோத்துல உப்பு போட்டு தான தின்ற?

Translation: Don’t you add salt to your food?

Context: This is when somebody doesn’t react/listen/change no matter how much they are insulted. The other party asks if they add salt to their food, or if they only eat bland food, and thus have lost all emotions and have become as bland as their food.

It’s a bit difficult to explain, but the general belief is that food reflects your emotions and reactance and moods. Bland food - emotionless, spicy food - easy to anger, etc.

“Te falta una patata para el kilo” (in Spanish)

English: “You’re missing one potato for the kilo.”

When you want to call someone a fool or an idiot, you question if they’re in their right mind, if they use their head before speaking or doing something.

Pannekoek.

You figure it out.

三小 in Taiwanese literally translates as “what sperm?” But it means “what the fuck”.

Heard one: Your mother has a penis and your father is jealous of it.

“I piss in your mother’s death”

Alternatively, “May Stalin fuck you”

And yes, I live in Eastern Europe.

• Γαμώ το σπίτι σου (literally: fuck your house) I guess this basically means to fuck your whole family
• Γαμώ τη Παναγία σου (literally: fuck your Saint Mary)
• Γαμώ το Χριστό σου (literally: fuck your Jesus)
• Να μου κλάσεις τον πούτσο (literally: fart my dick) I guess this means “I’ll fuck you from behind”
• Πάρ’τα 3 μου (literally: take my 3) The 3 is implied for balls, and they’re 3 instead of 2 because it’s more manly I guess lmao
• Κλάσε μου τα 3 (literally: fart my 3) A combination of the previous two
• Αρχίδι (literally: testicle) You can actually call someone a testicle in Greek

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you’ve done something so stupid that they can’t even apologize for it.

It’s when there’s no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you’ve become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

In French, “pisse-vinaigre” or vinegar pisser, for someone that complains about everything