Are ya patching, son?
This is the kind of dad that will backtrace you.
Consequences will never be the same
I understood that reference!
Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!
apt: could not get lock: permission denied
deletes some lock file and it works again
FBI OPEN UP
Plot twist: the FBI is the daemon that has the lock.
Reminds me of one time I was running an update at work and a coworker came up and asked are you coding because I have an app idea.
I said all I typed up was “yay”
Did you then tell them “I use arch btw” and then get a confused question about architecture?
I had to because I had a sticker
“It’s pronounced Ark, short for Architecture. It’s French.”
“Fuck off, Kyle.”
I once had someone at school declare, “Oh shit, you’re hacking stuff!”. I forget exactly what I was doing at the moment, but I either had a Latex doc open in vim, or I had ncmpcpp open. Not nearly as exciting as whatever he was imagining.
Mine is paru!
circular dependency detected
I genuinely wonder how many government systems are vulnerable to being broken by someone issuing a command to update to the latest software version
Not as many now that governments have opened there eyes to cyber warfare
So we just need to infiltrate the governments and do the Kerrigan compiler thingy?
jokes on you, I made my dad switch to linux and he loves it
My dad wanted chromeos for some Reason. Better then before i guess.
Without the capitalization, I read ChromeOS as Chromeos and that made me think its the new hottest breakfast cereal.
what distro does he use?
Pipe that stuff into lolcat and you are hacking the government in gay :3
So I just learned this mere seconds ago messing around in the terminal because of this thread. You know
toiletthe big text program in the terminal that does kind of ascii art text? A major difference between it andfigletis it can do colors, and there are two color presets guaranteed to be available. Trytoilet "hello there" --gayAside from neat tricks, I have never ever used it for something productive… But they are still great commands to have fun!!
Neat. But lolcat has a better gradient
hacks government
Heheheheheh >:3
Btw: pacman -Syyu
emerge -uDNav @world :)
Most accurate. Gentoo users all still live in their parent’s basements
paru
yay
dnf update
zypper dup
Imagine having to run two commands to upgrade your packages
sudo apt update && apt upgradeStill one line!
Well he said two commands, not lines :)
I like
sudo nala upgrade -yWorks well :-D
thanks for the reminder
a reminder to hack the government?
HACK THE PLANET!!
Just don’t hack too much time…
sudo apt install hollywood
I’m actually thinking of pranking my girlfriend some time by editing her bash aliases so that:
alias update=‘sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && hollywood’
It’ll look the same to normies lol
Emerge -avUDN @world
You now hack all the governments at once!
(I didn’t check the capitalization of the flags)
pacman -S?
sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm
sudo !!
