Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about billionaires and healthcare profiteers anymore
Heyyyy, I was going to say that!
I’d repair the bikes of people with broken bikes who need their bike fixed so they can get on their repaired bikes and cycle off on their bike.
Bike
Republicans would be in trouble, and so would certain evil leaders.
If there was such a demihuman bike god, I would ride my bicycle more often. I just don’t want to have to maintain it and waste time of my life again because some dumbass broke a beer bottle on the street.
Won’t be specific, but certain parts of Washington DC and Florida would be a crater.
Destroy all nukes, Luigi the system of money and power annnnnnnnnnd speed build a train system in the US.
Fly into space and reverse the Earth’s rotation. This way we travel back in time. I will the use my knowledge of the future to become like Lex Luthor.
Use your Lex Luthor wealth to eliminate inequality, right? insert padme face
you destroy earth… spend the next 47 hours desperately trying to figure out how to actually time travel with your powers
No no, that is actually canonically one of Superman’s powers.
yhea, that movie ending was strange
I know the reference, but ever since they movie came out, we were all wondering how nonsensical it is
That’s just something he can do. Earth’s yellow sun gives him super powers, one of which is the ability to turn time backwards by reversing the spin of the Earth’s rotation!
I thought that the earth rotated in reverse because from his perspective that is what time did, run in reverse?
My puny human mind cannot comprehend what happened because I’m not from Krypton.
lets face it, turning back time makes all of his other powers unnecessary.
zod attacks? hi back to yesterday and tell louis to put some kryptonite in their exact landing site and let the local law police take care of them.
A volcano blows up a city, go a week in the past and tell them to evacuate…
I’m not a superman expert, but my understanding is that he only did that in one movie. If so, it is correct to say that it is canonically one of his powers, but that doesn’t mean all versions of him have that power. If people talk about time traveling Superman they’re talking about the one that can do that.
those movies had strange superpowers.
memory erasing kisses.
Expanding superman cellophane sign.
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Get a little area where I would actually want to live.
Carve out mountains to channel water to more areas, basically accelerate what Egypt is doing to spread the green lush from the Nile River.
Make ideal spots for some cities, get a lot of gold out of the ground to prepare to buy the land
Pour all the foundations of the buildings, build lines of rails for public transit and trains. Make sewer system and areas to transport water
Just make it super easier for people to come and build/live there, and if I own it all I can avoid big corporations coming and pushing out growing businesses
Wipe the DC legislature off the map. Excepting aoc of course
Figure out if I’d be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didn’t. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.
Have to be honest here throwing right wingers into the sun I’ll sleep well
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Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.
Please don’t throw one of the only cities in the country with a semi-functional public transit system into the sun :(
Vanquish evil. There’s quite the list at the moment.
There are about ~3000 billionaires. Or a billionaire every minute.
I mean if you have all of Superman’s powers you could go one a second
With time to spare to have a wild time with Wonder Woman.
Some of y’all don’t understand the type of shit this guy’s on
not a single POW! ?
I can hear this in my head. Snoop is amazing
Try to fly through these god damn rings
Relocate anyone with a net worth of >$500 mil to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
You don’t do anything about the wealth? Someone else will get hold of it in no time after your 48 hs are past
I look at it like this: if you’ve accumulated that much money AND have had time to use it to help others, and haven’t? Glub glub time.
If you’ve suddenly stumbled into ludicrous wealth because a psychotic demigod drowned one of your forebears? Well, it’ll take at least 48 hours for you to put that money to more philanthropic use. I figure we can give those folks at least that much of a grace period to decide to be better.
The next Superman can handle them if that’s not enough to change their attitude.
And realistically, this would create so many power vacuums all at once that civilization would probably collapse overnight, but you can only get so realistic with superpower hypotheticals.
