My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. “You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport”. Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)
My car is brown.
The first time I brought it home without telling my wife the color, she was unimpressed and said that it was “shart colored”.
We immediately named it “El Sharto”, and 5 years later the name has stuck
My last car was named Alice after the “Alice in Chains” mix cd that was left in the cd changer when I bought it.
My current car isn’t named, because I think it might be cursed and I don’t want to give any more power to it.
Mine is called Fabsi Shiroi Hotbox Guzifer and I tell you it’s possessed
The uterous. It’s a ute.
mother trucker
It must feel rejuvenating coming out of it every day
i once had a car i named ‘Alice’.
i had just purchased this vehicle ('80 celica sunchaser) in west vrginia, and was driving it back when white rabbit came on the radio… the song ended and i start flipping through channels and i stumble on white rabbit playing on another station!
the song ends and i start scanning again and i shit you not, i found a third white rabbit playing.
bonus info; plates i ordered and used: “LCFR”
We own a VW Polo and called it Pollie. Then I got a newer Polo, company car. We called it Marc, as in Marc-O-Polo
My first car was a green buick lasabre that I got from a relative. It was held together by duct tape and redneck engineering, and wasn’t even supposed to make it through high school. As a condition for receiving the car, I had to continue calling it the green hornet. Ever since, my cars have been named after a famous movie vehicle. My current car is a blue civic, so naturally I had to name it the bluesmobile
I had an Impala that I named Vlad, so it was “Vlad the Impala”.
My current car is named Moxxi, after Mad Moxxi
Haha, I was reading through these and realized we both named our catch a rides after a borderlands theme. Mine is Hyperion, or hype for short.
I stopped naming inanimate objects after I named a bong and it got destroyed on the first day 😞😭
I bought a Tesla Model 3 back when they were new and I like Halo, so I named it “Silent Cartographer” for both being quiet and going places. It’s wordy AND nerdy, so I don’t really refer to it by its name.
My first car was named “Safely”. Regardless of the quality of my driving, I was driving Safely.
My current car is Carefully.
Wait, what happened to Safely ?
I guess they were driving Safely, but not carefully
Got a little too safe - transmission started going out, so it became tough to even reach freeway speed.
had a 2014 Chevy Cruze named Terry
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I have a bright orange Subaru Crosstrek named Poppy.
Same car! I covered her with stickers and vinyls. Her name is Lydia the Tattooed Subie.
Colorado?
Nope. East coast.
lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.
I called mine Sasha just so I could reference meet the heavy if anyone ever moved the seats
My current vehicle is The Blue Meanie.
Previously, I had a Kia that I called The Kill Ya, a cavalier that I dubbed The Crasholier, and my first car I called The B-Mobile.
