Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.

    • frank@sopuli.xyz
      1541·
      10 months ago

      Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above

      Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

    • experbia@lemmy.world
      15·
      10 months ago

      Howdy, fellow buckaroo!

      Your post has been automatically removed and you have been temporarily banned by our extremely slow moderation bot on /r/nicheHobby for the following rule violations that are definitely related to our hobby and definitely are not weird in-jokes from our power tripping mods or the 5 weird wannabe-mod sycophants that orbit them:

      • It is currently Thursday. No vowels are permitted in otherwise helpful, high-quality on-topic posts until Friday at 5am EST.

      Source of error in your post:

      Hi guys, I have the perfect solution [...]  
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      Your ban is set to expire in: 132 days. You may appeal your ban in: 100 days.

    • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
      12·
      10 months ago

      Ah, the ol’ Reddit switch-a-roo. Hold my relevant topic, I’m going in!

  • GingeyBook@lemm.ee
    1461·
    10 months ago

    I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?

    • k_rol@lemmy.ca
      65·
      10 months ago

      Hit Facebook, gym up and delete the lawyer

      • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works
        4·
        10 months ago

        “I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said

        and though he really tried

        Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

        …and Timmy fucking died.

    • bastion@feddit.nl
      2·
      10 months ago

      But I feel obligated to be there for him since he broke his arms…

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    122·
    10 months ago

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    • linearchaos@lemmy.worldEnglish
      151·
      10 months ago

      This by far was what I hated most about Reddit. Oh look a sub where I can finally get a good answer to that question…

      Blocked, go take it to tip of my tongue. But they’re not about crowdsourcing… no

    • hactar42@lemmy.ml
      7·
      10 months ago

      see ISO 8601

      Got to get those datetimes properly formatted. I can’t hate on that

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    101·
    10 months ago

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  • KellysNokia@lemmy.world
    911·
    10 months ago

    I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

    CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

    Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

    Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

    …this kills the redditor.

    OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.

    Directed by M. Night Shamallama

    edit: accidentally a word

  • Blackout@fedia.io
    71·
    10 months ago

    Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture… http://i.imgur.com/TAXdG.jpg

    • anon6789@lemmy.world
      18·
      10 months ago

      I choose you for choosing there dead wife ∆∆∆∆∆

  • DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone
    53·
    10 months ago

    Here’s a story told entirely from my point of view, edited to make me look good. Am I the asshole?

  • odd@feddit.org
    541·
    10 months ago

    Here have this award. 👁️‍🗨️