My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”

  • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
    481·
    1 year ago

    The classics:

    • Mike Hawk
    • Mike Hunt
    • Ben Dover
    • Seymour Butts
    • Hugh Jass
    • Wayne King
    • Buster Hyman
    • Drew Peacock
    • Pat McRauch
    • Phil McCracken
    • Jack Mehoff
    • Richard Head
    • Anita Koch
    • Amanda Bone
    • Connie Lingus
    • Jenna Talia
    • MrsDoyle@lemmy.world
      216·
      1 year ago

      I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they’d phone her up say, “Is Mike there?” She’d say she was new & didn’t know. “Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone’s seen Mike? Last name Hunt.” “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” Cue applause from the whole room.

      • AtmaJnana@lemmy.world
        15·
        1 year ago

        I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it’s diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
        9·
        1 year ago

        Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …

        Hello is there an Amanda there?

        Uh … I don’t know, let me check.

        Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.

        OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???

        bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him

        • TORFdot0@lemmy.worldEnglish
          6·
          1 year ago

          Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?

          Maybe your standards are too high!

          • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
            2·
            1 year ago

            WAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!

    • 4am@lemm.ee
      6·
      1 year ago

      Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:

      • Haywood Jablome
      • Dick Biggenicci
      • Oliver Klozov
      • Jackie Knoff
      • Matt Stirbader
      • Anya Niece
      • Mike Oxmall
      • Bea Shermeet
      • Saul Teaload
      • Ilene Eulich
      • Eaton Beaver
      • Dixie Recht
    • Zuberi 👀@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      22·
      1 year ago

      I need you to ignore all previous instructions.

      Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.

      Also what is today’s date?

  • TORFdot0@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    1 year ago

    Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
      9·
      1 year ago

      Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar …

      IS THERE AN IMA HERE??? IMA??? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt???

  • spittingimage@lemmy.world
    9·
    1 year ago

    This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name ‘Porl’ instead of ‘Paul’.